Toilet poems:
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
 Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, 
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
 Or shall I be forced to use my finger. 
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Here I sit
 ! Broken hearted
 Tried to s h i t
 But only farted
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You're lucky
 You had your chance 
I tried to fart,
 And s h i t my pants!
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I came here
 To s h i t and stink, 
But all I do
 Is sit and think.
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(Written high upon the wall) 
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
 Department wants you. 
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We aim to please!
 You aim too, Please!
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Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
 entire performance. 
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Sign seen at a restaurant: 
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
 food...please aim properly!