Three elderly women met at the coffee shop every week without fail for coffee, cigarettes, and conversation.
One Saturday, Doris announced she was giving up smoking for her health.
"I survived cancer of the uterus," she said, "and I am not taking any more chances."
Even after hearing Doris her revelation, Edith lit one up.
"Are you not afraid of getting cancer of the uterus? asked Hazel.
"Oh, no dear," Edith replied, without batting an eye, "I do not inhale that far down."
