function main() {
 
var garbageDan = prompt("Feed me a nice creamy shit");
 
alert("GOBIN IN HERE. GET HIM. GET HIM.");
 
getBigPiss(garbageDan);
 
}
 
function getBigPiss(garbageDan) {
 
alert("I'm ashamed of my son, god, and I love " + garbageDan);
 
}
 
main();