The sleepy programmer slid his wirerims to the top of
his nose, perturbed.  He reflected, his face a placid moon.
He finally said, "I don't know if anyone's ever mentioned
this to you before, S-max, but most computer operating
systems are fashioned of software.  They're not build out of
old Z80 boards."

     "And that's what's wrong with them," S-max scowled.  He
wagged a finger in disgust.  "If they were, they could have
lots of buttons, toggles, and switches, and bright lights
and batteries, and an internal fan, and tons of electrical
cords and interesting cables dangling off the back.  Where's
your entrepreneurial spirit, Andrew.BAS?"