magician appears in a village and tells the villagers he could lift objects up and leave them hanging in the air merely focusing on the object.
The villagers watch in amazement as he lifted a motor bike up and left it handing in the air without touching it. He then pointed at one of the spectators and commanded, "You, whistle". Immediately the bike fell to the ground after the whistle. " I can even do much better than that. See that huge truck over there, I could do the same".
And pronto he lifts the truck up, and commands another spectator to whistle and the truck again came down after the whistle. An old man who had been watching the show approached the magician and said " I have not had an erection in the past 20 years. If u can do what you just did with my cock I shall respect your talents.
Sure, said the magician and asks the old man to take off his pants. Lo and behold a few seconds after staring at the old man's cock the old man had the stiffest erection he had ever seen. The old man quickly turns to the crowd and yells 'If any bastard whistles, I will slit his throat !"