**********The 69 JOKE*******

Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.

How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin’ off.

What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your dick’s hanging out.