Little Green Men

Caught by the believe -
That beyond the clouds -
Roams little green men -
With magic maker pens -
They fly through space -
Proctologist is on this case -
They beam you up -
If your name does not start with Scotty -
They will ream you're butt -
So you see -
My excuse was easy -
I told the judge my reason why I ran -
It was dark without lights -
If it were aliens instead of cops -
You woulda seen my chops 
Wheeling down a pram -
Forsure, yes mam 
Unic Cjonr