DISGUSTING LEOPARDS
by Williem Mactingle

Disgusting leopards
They taste like shit

Have you ever tried munching one of them?
Beginning by their filthy tale
Upwards their crunchy spine
Gnawing every hard chunk of bone
Chewing each soft lump of cartilage
Oh, how foul do they smell!

"Oh, sir, please," they'll plead once you reach their spleen
"there's been a mistake, I'm actually a cheetah!"
But don't trust them
Those filthy lying disgusting leopards