Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

Burrito- A.T.H.F. MILF

Disclaimer: I don't own the Aqua Teens, or any of the characters from their show, they are property of their own creators.

Chapter 1: Carl meets Mom

Carl pounded on the door to his neighbors house with one hand, his other planted firmly on his hip, his brow furrowed in his barely contained rage.
"'Ey!! Open up in dere! Which one of you garbage freaks fucked up my lawn dis time! I swear ta GOD I will skull fuck you dumb bastards if ya don't open this door RIGHT NOW!!" He waited a minute...then leaned over, looking in the window, just as the lights flicked off and some one ducked out of sight, "Oh yeah....yeah...that's real frikkin cute dere....pretendin like yer not home....well, how bout this, then, huh? How bout I just take a big shit right on yer lawn!!" He grunted, moving over, in front of the main window to the house, starting to unzip his pant and crouch....when suddenly the door opened.
Burrito stepped out slowly, blinking, looking quite confused as to why this man was squatting in her son's front yard.
"Excuse me but....can I help you?" She asked, her long, flour tortilla head tilting slightly to the side, as she leaned forward...her massive cleavage bulging in her tight shirt. Carl stared at her for a moment, eyes roaming over her weird form...but coming back to her massive burrito-mammaries, "...um...hello?" She asked again.
"Oh...um...sorry, but uh...those guys that live here...wll, dey've been tossin some weird shit...er, stuff on my lawn...as ya can see....ova' dere..." Carl said, straightening up, buttoning his pants quickly, before pointing to the large piles of horse shit...bones, and clipped out newspaper ads for free spa treatments. Burrito stared, then shook her head, sighing heavily...her breasts wobbling back and forth slightly.
"Oh...I'm so sorry, I've just moved in with my boys here...and they need a bit of...well, discipline..." She gave him a smile, not seeming to notice the small bulge in Carl's overly tight jeans, "I'll get them to clean it up later."
"Uh...sure...dat'd be....fine." Carl said, watching her turn and slowly walk back into the house, closing the door again. He stood for a second, then quickly ran back into his house, slamming the door...which was followed by loud, muffled moan...groans....and finally...a satisfied sigh...about 30 seconds later.

The next day, after his lawn had been cleaned by a loudly complaining Master Shake and quiet Meatwad. Carl looked around and placed a small pile of trash on his lawn, then quickly knocked on the door of the Aqua Teen's house. Burrito again answered the door, then smiled as she saw Carl.
"Oh, Carl! Did you want to see the boys...?" She asked politely, her massive breasts jiggling slightly from her movement.
"Ah...no....but dere seems ta be another mess over um...on my lawn dere...." Carl said, pointing to the small pile. Burrito blinked, looking over at the small pile and sighed, shaking her head.
"I'll go get the boys..." She said, turning to walk away, but Carl quickly moved over to stop her.
"Now now, dere's uh...no reason ta go bother em...specially since it might just make em do it again..."
"Hm...I suppose you're right, but-"
"But why don't you just ya know....help me and pick it up!" Carl said quickly. Burrito blinked at him, then smiled and nodded, walking over to the pile with him, Carl oggling her large, jiggling breasts. She leaned over slightly, breasts spilling slightly over the shirt...one of her nipples peaking just above the edge of the shirt. Carl would have found this...a bit disturbing, had he not lived next to a fry-man and a meat monster for as many years as he had now...and besides....these were some HUGE boobs! Burrito sighed, shaking her head as she gripped the pile.
"I swear the boys, they just can't-*gasp!*" As she lifted the pile a needle scrapped the water balloon hidden under it, which quickly burst...soaking her shirt and breasts in beer.
"Oh man! That's terrible! You's better um...come into my place and dry off, I've got lots of towels you can use!" Carl suggested quickly, "Cause if ya don't, that shirt'll stain!"
"Oh, thank you Carl, that's very thoughtful of you..." She said, quickly hurrying into his house, with Carl close behind.
"Yeah, da bathroom is upstairs, first room on da right dere..." Carl called to her...as he quickly started locking the door....closing the curtains and turning out the lights...then hurried upstairs after her...stepping into the room next to the one he'd sent her to. Burrito stood in the bathroom, oblivious to the picture with two eye holes cut out of it that Carl now used to watch through....while a video camera taped the scene from above, as Burrito slowly took off her now sticky, tight shirt, huge breasts jiggling as they were freed. She sighed, hopping up onto the toilet seat for a moment, tossing her shirt over the towel rack to dry off while she herself used one of the towels to dry off her massive breasts.
"Oh man...this is so hot...." Carl muttered to himself, rubbing himself as he watched her. Burrito sighed, rubbing her breasts slowly, getting every bit of the beer off of herself. She sniffed her breasts and sighed, then looked at the shower.
"Well...I'll just wash off a little, Carl probably won't mind..."
"Oh you got that right baby...yeah!" He muttered to himself, watching as she hopped into the shower, turning on the water....and began slowly washing her breasts off in the steamy water. Carl grunted, jerking himself furiously...but slowly stopped...and moved away...sliding out into the hall, quickly kicking off his pants, which had been sitting around his ankles now. He pulled off his shirt as he picked up the key he kept for the bathroom door, just for situations like this, and opened the door quietly, sliding inside and shutting, and locking the door behind him. He moved over to the shower and stepped through the shower curtain. Burrito let out a surprised gasp as she heard him enter the tub, turning around, wet breasts flopping together in her surprise.
"Oh, uh hey dere, fancy seein you in here....heh, I was just uh...gonn use the shower too, but hey, don't let me scare ya off...here....let me help you wit those..." And before Burrito had a moment to object, he had pushed her back, and was reaching down fondling her massive, wet, warm breasts. "Aw yeah....dat's right, baby..."
"C-carl, stop this right now...! This isn't right!" Burrito said quickly, trying to pull away, eyes still wide with surprise from the sudden intrusion and fondling...but Carl just pressed her up against the shower wall...which made him notice how her mouth was just about level with his stomach.
"Aw come on baby...you know how this works...and since you are a guest in my house...how about ah...helpin me out by...givin Big Carl down there a little help by cleanin him off with that big mouth of yours..." Burrito gasped and tried to pull away... but that little gasp was all he needed, Carl had moved himself forward enough, while grabbing the long top part of her upper body and he shoved his manhood into her warm open mouth. Carl groaned loudly as he felt his cock slide across her tongue. Burrito shivered as she felt her mouth being violated by Carl, the large, hairy man's movements against her causing her massive melons to jiggle constantly up and down. Burrito panted around his cock, eyes shutting, face turning a bright red...before she slowly, began sucking on it, her large tongue brushing gently side to side, stroking his penis. Carl grunted and finally pulled himself out of her mouth, a few moments before he knew he was going to cum, pushing Burrito on her back on the floor of the shower. He looked down at her huge, heaving breasts, "Aw yeeaah...this is gonna be so frikkin sweet!" He then quickly set his cock between them and grunted as he started pounding himself against he breasts, tit-fucking her faster and faster, till finally he could take no more and he came, his hot jizzum squirting onto her breasts and up, onto her lips and face.
"Oh...oh God....I...I haven't been this....humiliated....this used...since my honeymoon with Water Melon.....OH GOD! Fuck me, Carl! FUCK ME HARD! I'm a dirty, dirty Burrito!" Burrito cried out, rolling on her front, breasts squishing against the wall and floor of the tub, looking back at the balding man.
"Aw yeah...you don't have to ask twice, baby!" Carl said as he quickly moved up behind her, his cock starting to stiffen again instantly. He grabbed her body again and looked over her back side...not really seeing a hole, except in her bottom fold, so, he placed his cock against it.
"Wait, Carl, that's my-AAH!" Burrito cried out loudly as he thrust himself hard, and fast, "...my...ass...."
"Aw yeah...that's right baby, Carl likes it where he gets it...if ya know what I mean...!" He then began grunting, pumping himself in and out of her burrito-ass. Burrito was panting loudly, moaning part from pain and part from ecstacy.
"Oh god...fuck me harder...Harder!" She cried out, to which Carl obliged, pumping faster, his dick moving in and out faster and faster. He grunted, reaching around, grabbing her massive melons, giving them a few squeezes while he pounded her ass, feeling around till he found what he was looking for, and gently started rolling the fat nipples between his fingers. Burrito moaned loudly, "Oh...oh...I'm coming!! I'm coming!!" She cried....and then screamed...burrito sauce gushing out from another part of her bottom fold, mixing with the water.
"Well don't worry baby, here comes some more sour cream for ya, Yeah!" He grunted, coming again, filling her ass this time with hot white cum. Burrito moaned softly in satisfaction...leaning back against Carl.
"We should do this more often..." She purred, eyes shut.
"Oh, you can count that baby....yeah...."

END CHAPTER 1