*******Toilet Paper JOKE*********

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!

What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.

How is life like toilet paper? You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!