1. What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?

2. What has a mouth but can’t eat?
A river

3. What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.

4. What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.

5. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister

6. What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
You’re shocking

7. How does the rain tie its shoes?
With a rainbow