Kevin Messi Tembo 
Buys PS4 for 399:

>Gets on PS4

>Puts in game

>Plays Game

>Haves fun

Buys XBox One for 499:

>Gets home

>Plugs it in

>Tries to put in game

>Forgets that you HAVE to have Xbox Live to play any game no matter if its single player or multi

>Gets out credit card and buys month of XBox Live for 10$

>Tries to play

>Forgot to buy Kinect Camera because it has to have the camera on at all times so it can watch you masturbate

>Goes back to store buys Kinect for 100$

>Turns on Kinect and tries again 

>Game still won't work because it is a Used Copy of the game because Used ones don't work 

>Go back and buy a new copy for 60$

>Come back and wait 30 minutes for it to see if its new

>Finally starts game after 4 hours

>Gets ready to play the new Dead Rising 3

>Little brother comes in my room

>Little brother yells "XBOX OFF!" and it turns off

>Start to cry

>Get cancer because of Xbox One

>Have to live the next 30 years in a hospital because you're dying alone

>Die at age 50 because of Xbox One