My maid wanted a salary raise. 
I asked for 3 reasons on why she deserved a raise.
Maid: I can cook better than you.
Me: Who told you that? 
Maid: Your husband told Me! 
Me: Ok, second reason? 
Maid: I can iron Better than you. 
Me: Who told you that? 
Maid: Your husband told me. 
Me: Ok, and the third reason? 
Maid: I am also Better in bed than you! This time I got very mad & was getting ready to break her head. I asked, Did my husband say that? 
Maid: No, your driver told me that I'm better in bed than you are. 
Me: Please lower your voice. I will increase your salary....