A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl: Hi, wish u very happy Valentine's day...are you single?
Man: Yes...Yes who are you?
Girl: Your wife! Aaj ghar aa...phir batati hu..

couple of hours , He gets Another call from unknown number

Girl: Are you married?
Man: Yes, but who are you?
Girl: Your girlfriend, you fraud...you cheat.
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Girl: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja...