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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.


 
 

3

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."
4

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” 
5

 Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

 

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.

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