Danish Swearing English Translation Sut mine rådne løg Suck my hairy onions Knep Fuck Hun er så fed, at man må rulle hende i mel, for at finde den våde plet She's so fat that you have to turn her in flour to find the wet spot Tudefjæs Crybaby Spasser Spastic Søslange Cock, dick Hun er sku' en sild She's a damn nice looking fish (chick) Du ligner en ged og du lugter af tis You look like a goat and you smell of piss Du er en kaempe bunke lorte lort You are a huge piece of fucking shit Du lugter af gammel havmåge fisse You smell like old herring gull's pussy Jeg kneppede din mor igår I fucked your mother yesterday God røv Nice ass! Fjappe Very nasty word for an old wrinkly pussy Snade Disgusting word for a penis Knep dig selv Go fuck yourself! Skid Turd (euphemism for 'Shit') Din Skiderik You shit! Bæskubber Shit pusher (gay) Fjæs Face Sut min brede Suck my wide one Lortehoved Shithead Narrøv Jerk (lit. fool ass) Crackbarn Crackchild Bæ Poop Revne Vagina (lit. Slit) Rottebarn Ratchild Lort Shit Røv Ass Pik Cock Fisse Pussy Kusse Pussy Luder Whore æd lort og dø Eat shit and die Grim Ugly Jeg har set æsler der ser bedre ud end dig I've seen better looking donkeys than you Sut min behaarede roev, din vatpik Suck my hairy ass, you dumb wanker Spasser Spastic Din fede nar You fat fool Din fede bondeknold You fat hillbilly Bonderøv Idiot, asshole Skiderik Idiot, asshole Pik Dick Svans Faggot, gay Bøsse Faggot, gay Røvpuler Faggot, gay (lit. ass-fucker) Bøsserøv Faggot, gay Pikslikker Cocksucker Kys mig i røven Kiss my ass! (lit. Kiss me in the ass) Dumme svin Stupid swine Lede svin Mean swine Skrid Fuck off Gaa ad helvede til Go to hell Hundelort Dogshit Forbandet sludder Baloney, Bullshit (lit. cursed nonsense) Dumme kælling Dumb bitch Grimme kælling Ugly bitch Lede kælling Fucking bitch (ruder than above) Lede sæk Fucking bitch (rudest) Luderkarl Pimp Alfons Pimp Bunkepul Gangbang Pule Fuck En gal moderkneppe A mad motherfucker Sikke noget møg Damn! (lit. what a load of dirt) Det er noget skidt Goddammit! (lit. that's some dirt) Bras Crap, Rubbish (lit. junk) Det er hvad der sker Shit happens (lit. That is what happens) Luder Prostitute, whore Din omvandrende madras Prostitute (lit. field mattresses) Æd lort Eat shit Pølsetryne Sausage nose Luderbarn Son of a whore Nossesaft Ball juice, ball sweat Fandens! Damn it! (lit. the devils) Fede svin Fat swine Bøsse Gay Du er så grim at du gør blinde børn bange You are so ugly you scare blind children Kun en mor kunne elske dig! Only a mother could love you! Gedeknepper Goatfucker Nej, jeg har ikke en dildo, har du? No, I don't have a dildo, do you? Faen Damn Sow Bitch (female pig) Møgluder Dumb whore (lit. dirt whore) Andeknepper Duck fucker Bagbordsindianer Faggot (lit. port Indian) Horeunge Bastard Fede nar Fat jerk Taber Loser Du stinker You stink Du er grim You are ugly Hold kæft Shut up Skrid! Beat it! Brilleabe Four-eyes Fede pik! Fat dick Bøssekal Faggot, gay (the designer kind) Æd lort, fisse Eat shit, pussy Sut djævlepik i helvede din bøssedværg Suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf Bøssehåndtag Gay (lit. "gay handles") Du lugter af gammel raadden ost som din mor har haft oppe i røven You smell like old rotten cheese that your mom had up her ass Din mor var god i nat, men din far var bedre! Your mum was great last night, but your dad was better! Har du nogensinde prøvet at samle dine tænder op med brækkede fingre? Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers? Jeg lægger dig ned og lægger en lort på maven af dig I'll lay you down and place a turd on your belly. Du ser ud som om der er en der har fået tændt ild i dit ansigt, og har slukket det med en kæde. You look like someone have lit your face on fire, and put it out with at chain. Sut Min Pik Suck my cock Din mor ligner en luder, knep med hende så du får det bedre Your mother looks like a whore, fuck with her so you will feel better Find dig en luder og se om du kan ramme hullet! Go find a whore and see if you can hit the hole! Jeg river hovedet af dig og skider dig ned i halsen I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your throat. Narrøv Bastard (lit. fool, jester-arse) Pikhoved Dickhead Pikslikker Cocksucker Pikspiller Wanker Fede pis Damn! (lit. fat piss) Du lugter som torben efter en chat-fest You smell like a gang-bang after a chat-party Hvad glor dú på, grimme? What are you looking at, uglyface? Hvem tror du egentlig du er? Who do you really think you are? Behøver du virkelig være så grim? Do you have to be that ugly?