A guy comes home from work and tells his wife that he was fired. 
Wife asks why? 
Husband says he got caught sticking his dick in the pickle slicer. 
Wife panicked - asked to look at his penis. 
Penis looked good, didn't have a cut on it. 
Puzzled, the wife asks, 'What happened to the pickle slicer?'

The husband looks up and says, 'She got fired as well'.