Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
(It was too heavy to carry!)
When does a horse talk?
(Whinny wants to!)

What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
(One is reined up and the other rains down!)

What sickness do horses hate the most?
(Hay fever!)

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
(A neigh-bor!)

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?
(Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!)

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony!
Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse!