What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
(You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!)
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
(Frostbite!)

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?
(Dam!)

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
(The scales!)

What's the most musical part of a fish?
(The scales!)

Which fish is the most famous?
(The star fish!)

How do you confuse a fish?
(Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!)

Where do fish keep their money?
(In a river-bank!)

Why did the shark spit out the clown?
(Because he tasted funny!)