My car door closed with a soft ca-thunk. Another happy day at the happy office was over, complete, finished, and somehow survived. Customer complaints, parts out of tolerance, a project that would take six weeks to complete if I hurried tossed on my desk by the boss on his way out to the golf course at noon, and a meeting with an unbearably verbose salesman bent on selling me unnecessary equipment at exorbitant prices. I was glad to be home. I was following the walk to the steps leading to my back door, my book-laden briefcase pulling at my fingers. I took stock of the evening as I trudged toward the house. It was too late to replace the broken window in the garage. This morning's overflowing trashcan is still overflowing, let it go until tomorrow. Changing the oil in the car tonight was too much to even think about. Even the dust on my shoes could wait another day. Sunshine dodged a cloud for a moment. This section of sidewalk needs replaced someday too, I thought. Something flashed, making me half-step and stumble to avoid it. Obviously metal, it gleamed rainbow colors, like a small piece of well-polished stainless steel dipped in oil. Maybe it was something that had fallen from my daughter's bike. "Oh goody," I said, "something else needs fixed." Bending, I reached for it, to put it in my pocket so it wouldn't get lost before I reattached it, wherever it went. It moved! "Honey!" I shouted, taking the back steps two at a time, my briefcase released somewhere in between. "Quick! I need an iron box! With a lid! And a lock! Do the kids have any miniature electronic toys?" "Why no," she said, reaching into a cupboard. "Why?" "Then we've been invaded!" I panted. "Probably extraterrestrials traveling on reduced fuel through self-miniaturization! I read about it once! Assimov or Vonnegut or somebody. Where's that iron box? Do we maybe have one lined with lead?" I remembered the words `death ray'. Orson Wells, maybe.