America's Funniest Home Poems:
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My darling,my lover,my beautiful wife 
Marrying you screwed up my life. 

I see your face when I am dreaming 
That’s why I always wake up screaming 

Kind,intelligent,loving and hot 
This describes everything you are not. 

I thought that I could love no other— 
That Is until I met your brother. 

Roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweet and so are you 
But those roses are wiliting,the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head. 

I want to feel your sweet embrace 
But don’t take that paper bag off your face. 

I love your smile, your face and your eyes— 
Damn, I’m good at telling lies! 

My love,you take my breath away. 
What have you stepped in to smell this way? 

My feelings for you no words can tell, 
Except maybe,”Go to hell” 

What inspired this amorous rhyme? 
Two parts tequila, one part lime.

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