>Cute girl in line in behind me >"Hey, how are you doing?“ >oh fuck conversation >”Oh, I’m good, and you?“ >”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“ >”I, don’t think so" >She points to ear >Wearing a bluetooth headset >It all makes sense >Drop my items and put my hands in pockets >There’s a hole in my pocket >Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts >Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear >mfw