Funniest halloween costume?

step 1. cover yourself with honey
step 2. stand in the field for an hour or so
step 3. let the bees come to you (dont worry about the stings for now)
step 4. stay here for a while
step 5. wash the honey off and you will have red bumps everywhere
Note: you will look scary at this point so the next step is optional

step 6. put on a transparent apron 
step 7. cover eyelids with black eyeshadow or paint
step 8. do the same for lips (grey or red works too)

and you are done!!

p.s there's no fun without a little pain.

Happy Halloween!!!