It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. 

- Rami Belson 



I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. 

- Unknown 



I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned 

- Unknown 



When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car. 

- Unknown