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<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?

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<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<Hatter> the law suit is still pending

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<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.

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[Fustard] I just walked out into the living room today
[Fustard] and my mom just randomly went
[Fustard] 'the dog has been masturbating too much, ive never seen it that big'

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<Snag> *beep*beep*
<Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you???
<Snag> funny
<Snag> :|

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*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable

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* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n
<Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap
<Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all?
<Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :)
<Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal.
<Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible er...administrative purposes

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<dae> "my dixie wrecked" say it slowly now

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<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?
<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks

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<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE

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<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex things are easy? LOL
<+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating is complex

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<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"

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<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback?
<kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off 
<kero> just to say i did
<fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off
on the moon.

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<Farnarcle> I think the last place I would like to be beamed is 'Up scotty'.

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<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me
<Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription*

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<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge
<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know
<Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard