A girl showed interest in only marrying a lawyer. 

I asked the  girl "Why do you prefer a lawyer to marry?" 

She said; "They bow their head while entering the room and again while going out. 
They say ' your honor' or ' my lord' before and after every word." 

"They don't have any male ego; because, they *wear a gown!" 

"They go to a BAR where liquor is not served." 

"More importantly, they never question the judgment at least before the person who gives it, 
whether they like it or not." 

" What more does a wife require ?"
😄😄dedicated  to lawyers