What is a cat's favorite color?
(Purr-ple!)
What is a cat's favorite song?
(Three Blind Mice!)

Why can't a leopard hide?
(Because it's always spotted!)

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
(Hailing taxis!)

What kind of cats like to go bowling?
(Alley cats!)

What animal cheats at exams?
(The cheetah!)

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
(Cats can't drive!)

What animals are the best pets?
(Cats, because they are purr-fect!)

What did the cat have for breakfast?
(Mice Crispies!)

What are caterpillars afraid of?
(Doger-pillars!)

Is it raining cats and dogs?
(It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!)