When I walk into a gas station
In this (or any other) nation
I'm lookin' for a snack
for my hunger to attack
but all I can see is crap
Kit-Kat?
Nah, I'll pass on that
Reese's?
Not even if hell freezes
all I want is a food that candy just can't beat
what I want is a candy bar of meat

Beef? Pork? I don't care
just so long as it's warm and rare
I'll open the wrapper
couldn't be much happier
take a big bite
and be jolly all night
I'm sorry beef jerky but you can't hold a candle
to the meat candy bar, it's too much to handle

*Spoken*
You may have once been a cow
but things like that don't matter now
Do you know what you are?
That's right, a meat candy bar
*End speaking*

Delicious
Nutritious
It's all you need
Hey, maybe give it to your family to feed
Meat Candy bars are coming to you
question now what will you do

you'll buy them.  Because this is an excellent idea