Dad: Whom do you like more Mummy or daddy..??
Kid : Both

Dad: No tell me anyone..?
Kid : Both

Dad: Ok, If I go to America and your Mother goes to Paris Where will u go.?
Kid : Paris..

Dad: It Means You Like your Mother..?
Kid : No, Because Paris is more beautiful than America..

Dad: Oh, If I go to Paris and your Mother goes to America so Where will you go.??
Kid : America..

Dad: Why.?
Kid : Paris I have already visited na daddy.

Dad: Jaa bey jaa.. Mom ki Chamche .. Jaa school Jaa..