1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

5. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.