🤣😂😂😂😂NEW WEEK JOKES 🤣😂😂😂

1) Sister if two guys are fighting because of you just stay for one corner, and watch them, then marry the loser.*

Life is too short to marry an assassin.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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2)Silent is the best Answer. Yes why not Try it at a job Interview and Thank Me Later* 😂😂

3)The way my mom looks at me when I answer phone calls at night is as if I'm cheating on her with another mother* 😂😂

4)A man returns a book to the library, banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”

The Librarian looks up and responds, “Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"
😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5) It is better for a man to be stingy with the money he suffered for, than a lady to be stingy with the hole she didn't even dug 🙄🙄
Am coating From stingy men book 2😌

6) Short girls should stop putting their hands on their waist😁

They look like teacups
😀😀😃😃😃😅😂

7) Only Africans talk to cocroach🕷️ before killing them...They will be like.....
*"where are you running to*, *I will kill you today"*😂😂😃😀😀

8)I gave my life to christ when I picked up my girlfriend's phone and saw my contact saved as, "Transport Money"!* 😂😂

9)I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS, HAUNTY LOOSE THAT CHRISTMAS HAIR E DON DEY SMELL🙄😃*😃🚶‍♂️

10) I just promised to give somebody's daughter the whole world💃💃, I wonder where the rest of you will be staying by tomorrow🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

11)Them dey do orphanage party, DJ go play TEKNO "where your mama dey" now the children all dey cry*😢😭😂💔

12)Nothing is free😏 even in listening 🧏🏼‍♂️* ```you have to pay attention 😉```

13)We spend money💵💶 buying expensive cloth🧥👖👗 but we never realize that the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes* 🤼‍♂️😆😆😆🤣🚶🏼🚶🏼.
*Are you there* 🙇‍♂️

14) Dear fraud boys, would you please explain your job description to your kids, in case they're asked their dad's occupation...
This kid said his dad is a Keyboard Engineer.. 😂😂😂

15) She updated her profile pic and her mother commented: “whose clothes are those?" 😂😂

16) My future wife go enjoy o

I just learned how to cook BEANS using Dry OKRA 😂😂

17) Harmattan Bathing Time Table!

Mon - Full Body
Tue - Off
Wen - Face And Legs
Thur - Full Body 
Fri - Off
Sat -Just Apply Lotion 
Sun - Face only
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

18)I'm not good at English but today I'm feeling nevertheless 🤣* 🤣🤣

19)Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂*

Good Afternoon

20) What shall it profit a woman to buy all the Brazilian hair in the world but loose her husband to a Girl on low cut🙄

21) Most girls problem is that they think Adam used to give Eve money😂😂😂

22)All these people saying they started with a Hello on social media and ended up in marriage. Please how did you write the hello? Is't with capital letter or what... I also want to fall in love this year*🤣

23) If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot..🤣🤣🤣

24) Guys hustle oh!!!
So that you won't visit a babe and she will tell you
"Please go, I am expecting a visitor"
😢💔

25) A girl save her father's photo as her screen lock wallpaper. At school another girl saw the photo and was like you also know this sugar daddy 🙄🙄, I hate him 😏😉he doesn't like to use condoms 🙆😂😂🤣🤣🤣

26)Cheers 🥂🥂to us all who stayed at home through out Valentine's day. I hope we all enjoyed the cool breeze 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

27)  Wonders shall never end can you believe a guy 🤵  in my area paid a police officer to arrest him on Valentine's Eve and he will be released this morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Guys let's learn from this guy 😉 he gat wisdom 😂😂🤵🏃🤵🤵🤵🤵

 28) 9 months from now 😉we shall be going from one naming ceremony to another 😂😂😂 If you know You know 🤣🤣🤣 lemme come and be going 🏃🏃🏃

29)  You named your son Benson and you expect him not to smoke🤒🤒 Are you normal at all🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

30) Those of you that like reading my jokes and after laughing no other 😂😂😂 and still refuse to react, comment and share 🙄🙄The thunder that will fire your phone is having meeting Buhari😂😂😂😂


Good morning to you all 😉😉