Prize winning joke of the year- πŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰ A man asked Actor Vijayakanth, "why Nareandra modi goes walking at evening not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' ' 😁😁😁😝😝😝😝 πŸ˜„πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜„πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜„πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜„ SuperbπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Doctor: Which soap do you use? Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap. Doctor: Paste? Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste Doctor: Shampoo? Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo. Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand? Patient: No. K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate ! Ø A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – β€œWhich book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied – β€œMy husband’s cheque book !!” Ø A prospective husband in a book store β€œDo you have a book called, β€˜Husband – the Master of the House’? Sales Girl : β€œSir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”. Ø Someone asked an old man : β€œEven after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love". What’s the secret? Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her. Ø A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife ? After making call, he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free. Ø Husband to wife, "Today is a fine day" Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing. Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this β€œToday is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter? Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, β€œI will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you…… Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine.. Joke time.....πŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’ πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Argument between British and Indian. British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs "hahaha" India:- "hahaha" we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha" ................................. Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS.. Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student 😫😫😫😫😫😫 Sardar in computr exam. Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ? Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer... πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ New in Market...... fwd it quickly.....