SOMEWHERE IN LONDON. SON: Mum, someone gave me chocolate today. MUM: Awww, l hope you thanked him? SON: Yes mum. SOMEWHERE IN NIGERIA. SON: Mum, someone gave me chocolate today. Mum screams: Hiaaaaaaaaan!!! Who? Where? (slaps son) how many times (slaps son again) did l tell you not to (slaps son) collect something from strangers (slaps son again) Now go and drink ANOINTING OIL. Nonsense! Good morning all