Why did the cow cross the road?
(To get to the udder side!)
Why do cows wear bells?
(Their horns don't work!)

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?
(A coat!)

What do you call a sleeping bull?
(A bull-dozer!)

What do you call a grumpy cow?
(Moo-dy!)

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
(Laughing stock!)

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
(A Moo-sician!)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cowsgo
Cowsgo who?
No they don't, cows-go moo.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow wh...
Moo!