11:28 AM - Frost: Oho 11:28 AM - Frost: Well 11:29 AM - Frost: Remember when you asked that question of 11:29 AM - Frost: "Can your brother make you see things" 11:29 AM - Frost: Well, I asked him 12:29 PM - Frostbite™: No, but go on 11:29 AM - Frost: He said he'd show me 12:29 PM - Frostbite™: What did he do? 11:30 AM - Frost: There's a snake in my room. 12:30 PM - Frostbite™: Touch it? 11:30 AM - Frost: On the floor 11:30 AM - Frost: I don't want to touch it... 12:30 PM - Frostbite™: Do it 12:30 PM - Frostbite™: For science! 11:30 AM - Frost: Oh 11:30 AM - Frost: Shit 11:30 AM - Frost: Fine 11:31 AM - Frost: AGH 11:31 AM - Frost: Yes, I can feel it 12:31 PM - Frostbite™: Is it moving? 11:31 AM - Frost: Yes 11:31 AM - Frost: Constantly 12:32 PM - Frostbite™: What sort of snake does it look like? 11:32 AM - Frost: It's brown with some black on it 12:32 PM - Frostbite™: http://srelherp.uga.edu/snakes/pics/stodek210.jpg 12:32 PM - Frostbite™: ? 11:32 AM - Frost: This time he actually had some mercy, it's only for 30 minutes 12:33 PM - Frostbite™: How real does it look like? 11:33 AM - Frost: It looks like that, maybe a few things different 12:33 PM - Frostbite™: Can you pass your hand through it? 11:33 AM - Frost: It looks fucking real 11:34 AM - Frost: No... 12:34 PM - Frostbite™: Just in case 12:34 PM - Frostbite™: Ask him if he made you see a snake 12:34 PM - Frostbite™: It might be real 11:34 AM - Frost: I did 11:34 AM - Frost: He said yes 11:35 AM - Frost: It sometimes tries to get up onto my bed... 12:35 PM - Frostbite™: Try killing it 12:35 PM - Frostbite™: Cutting it 11:35 AM - Frost: With what?! 12:35 PM - Frostbite™: Leaving some sort of impression on it 12:35 PM - Frostbite™: Paint it 11:35 AM - Frost: No paint 12:36 PM - Frostbite™: Take a picture of it 11:36 AM - Frost: I've got on my bedside table 11:36 AM - Frost: A flashlight 11:36 AM - Frost: A lamp 12:36 PM - Frostbite™: See if you can see it through the phone screen 11:36 AM - Frost: A clock 11:36 AM - Frost: An iPad charger 12:36 PM - Frostbite™: OH 11:36 AM - Frost: Alright I'll take a picture 12:36 PM - Frostbite™: See if it casts a shadow 11:37 AM - Frost: Yeah, it does 11:37 AM - Frost: It isn't real because 11:37 AM - Frost: My brother came in and waved his hand through it 11:38 AM - Frost: Oh GOD 12:38 PM - Frostbite™: Can you wave your hand through it? 11:38 AM - Frost: No, I touch it when I try 11:38 AM - Frost: It tried to bite me when I touched it for your interest 12:39 PM - Frostbite™: An imaginary snake tried to bite you for both our interestes 12:39 PM - Frostbite™: So, the photo? 12:39 PM - Frostbite™: Can you see it through a screen? 11:39 AM - Frost: The photo 11:39 AM - Frost: Is empty 11:39 AM - Frost: Which 11:39 AM - Frost: In my current state 11:39 AM - Frost: If I try to comprehend it 11:40 AM - Frost: I can't really think about why it isn't 12:40 PM - Frostbite™: You'll explode? 11:40 AM - Frost: It's a bit like a haze 12:40 PM - Frostbite™: What other tests can we do? 11:40 AM - Frost: I'm not touching it again 12:40 PM - Frostbite™: lol 12:41 PM - Frostbite™: But yes, paint 12:41 PM - Frostbite™: If possible 12:41 PM - Frostbite™: Grab a marker and try scribbling 11:41 AM - Frost: I don't have any 11:41 AM - Frost: Alrighty 11:41 AM - Frost: Yes, yes 11:41 AM - Frost: It now has marker on it 12:42 PM - Frostbite™: If it moved, see if there's a marker where it used to be 12:42 PM - Frostbite™: *a mark 11:42 AM - Frost: Yes, there is 11:42 AM - Frost: Not hard to understand 11:42 AM - Frost: There's marker on it 11:42 AM - Frost: OH 11:43 AM - Frost: FUCK 12:43 PM - Frostbite™: So there's a mark on the snake and where it was when you scribbled on him? 11:43 AM - Frost: Christ 11:43 AM - Frost: Yes 11:43 AM - Frost: It just came up onto my bed 12:43 PM - Frostbite™: Kick it off? 11:43 AM - Frost: Damn 11:43 AM - Frost: Oh, the whole party's here 11:43 AM - Frost: My brother's just come in 12:44 PM - Frostbite™: And you're still typing on your phone? 11:44 AM - Frost: Shit 11:44 AM - Frost: SHIT 11:44 AM - Frost: There's two snakes now 12:44 PM - Frostbite™: *There are 11:44 AM - Frost: I don't carew 11:44 AM - Frost: *care 11:45 AM - Frost: I care about that 12:45 PM - Frostbite™: lol 11:45 AM - Frost: But 11:45 AM - Frost: Now 2 snakes 12:45 PM - Frostbite™: Try to think them away 12:45 PM - Frostbite™: Or make them move with your mind 11:45 AM - Frost: I can't 11:45 AM - Frost: It doesn't work that way 11:46 AM - Frost: I can try and tell myself they don't exist 11:46 AM - Frost: But my mind just keeps going back to the conclusion that they do 11:46 AM - Frost: The other snake is red with white on it 11:47 AM - Frost: I asked my brother to do something 11:47 AM - Frost: Instead he just snapped his fingers and there were two snakes 12:47 PM - Frostbite™: http://www.webiocosm.com/webiocosmzoo/vertebrata/reptilia/squamata/colubridae/lampropeltis/redmilksnake02.jpg 12:47 PM - Frostbite™: http://www.reedysreptiles.com/fullsize/Banded%20Tree%20Snake%20004.jpg 11:48 AM - Frost: Yeah, that looks like it 12:48 PM - Frostbite™: Which one? 11:48 AM - Frost: Top link 11:48 AM - Frost: Right 11:49 AM - Frost: 10 minutes until they go away 11:49 AM - Frost: No looking at the clock 12:49 PM - Frostbite™: Look at the snakes instead 12:49 PM - Frostbite™: How will they disappear? 11:49 AM - Frost: I am 11:49 AM - Frost: Egh 11:49 AM - Frost: I don't know 12:50 PM - Frostbite™: You can calm down about the second snake 12:50 PM - Frostbite™: It's a milk snake and they are not dangeous to humans 11:50 AM - Frost: The other one is? 12:50 PM - Frostbite™: The red and white 11:51 AM - Frost: No no 12:51 PM - Frostbite™: The first you never confirmed 11:51 AM - Frost: What about the brown one 11:51 AM - Frost: Yeah, it looks like the picture 12:51 PM - Frostbite™: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/149/334320518_bd3aed27ea.jpg 12:51 PM - Frostbite™: Is this more accurate? 11:52 AM - Frost: That's spot on 12:52 PM - Frostbite™: Oooh 12:52 PM - Frostbite™: That's an Israeli snake 11:52 AM - Frost: What is it? 12:52 PM - Frostbite™: ...And it's poisonous 11:52 AM - Frost: Fuck 12:52 PM - Frostbite™: Let him bite you 12:52 PM - Frostbite™: *it 11:53 AM - Frost: Are you crazy? 11:53 AM - Frost: No! 12:53 PM - Frostbite™: No, you're crazy 12:53 PM - Frostbite™: It's imaginary 11:53 AM - Frost: I don't want to be bitten, regardless 11:54 AM - Frost: Even if it is imaginary I'll still feel the pain 12:54 PM - Frostbite™: I want to see if it leaves a mark 11:54 AM - Frost: Sigh 11:54 AM - Frost: I'm going to regret this 11:54 AM - Frost: But fine 11:54 AM - Frost: 2 seconds 11:55 AM - Frost: YES, THEY FUCKING LEFT MARKS 12:56 PM - Frostbite™: Blood? 11:56 AM - Frost: Yes 12:56 PM - Frostbite™: Ask your brother if he sees blood 11:56 AM - Frost: I don't want a third snake 11:56 AM - Frost: Ow, fucking... 12:57 PM - Frostbite™: Hmm 11:57 AM - Frost: That hurts quite badly 12:57 PM - Frostbite™: According to the wiki 12:58 PM - Frostbite™: It's venom attacks the blood vessels and the Lymphatic System. It causes tissues to melt and is used not only to kill the person, but also to start digesting it 12:58 PM - Frostbite™: *Its 11:58 AM - Frost: YES 11:58 AM - Frost: FINALLY 11:58 AM - Frost: They just 11:58 AM - Frost: Vanished 11:59 AM - Frost: Also my arm isn't bleeding anymore 12:59 PM - Frostbite™: Any pain? 12:59 PM - Frostbite™: Any sudden melting of tissues? 11:59 AM - Frost: A bit, but it's wearing away 1:00 PM - Frostbite™: For science! 12:00 PM - Frost: Bloody hell 1:00 PM - Frostbite™: OH DAMN 1:00 PM - Frostbite™: I should have asked you to taste your blood and write a message 12:00 PM - Frost: Oh no 1:00 PM - Frostbite™: With it 12:00 PM - Frost: Why...? 1:00 PM - Frostbite™: Science 1:01 PM - Frostbite™: And curiosity 12:01 PM - Frost: Right 12:01 PM - Frost: I'll ask this 12:01 PM - Frost: Do you want me to do the hypnosis again 12:01 PM - Frost: I don't mind, to be honest 1:01 PM - Frostbite™: If you don't want to, then no. Besides, I ran out of questions 12:02 PM - Frost: That was scary and all that, but I'm as interested as you. 12:02 PM - Frost: So yeah, so you in a bit. 12:07 PM - Frost: Oh god 1:08 PM - Frostbite™: What now? 12:08 PM - Frost: So the first snake 12:08 PM - Frost: Is like 12:08 PM - Frost: Tan with some brown on it 12:08 PM - Frost: With a brown pattern 1:08 PM - Frostbite™: New snake? 12:08 PM - Frost: Ech 1:08 PM - Frostbite™: Why snakes? 12:08 PM - Frost: Steam crash 1:08 PM - Frostbite™: Why not spongebob? 1:08 PM - Frostbite™: 12:08 PM - Frost: Is like 12:08 PM - Frost: Tan with some brown on it 12:08 PM - Frost: With a brown pattern 1:08 PM - Frostbite™: New snake? 12:08 PM - Frost: Ech 1:08 PM - Frostbite™: Why snakes? 12:08 PM - Frost: Steam crash 1:08 PM - Frostbite™: Why not spongebob? 12:09 PM - Frost: Because you had questions 1:09 PM - Frostbite™: Or characters from Eleven? 12:09 PM - Frost: And I was a bit curious 1:09 PM - Frostbite™: Why not a talking petunia plant? 12:09 PM - Frost: Characters from Inazuma Eleven? Dunno 12:10 PM - Frost: So basically what you're saying is that you're not interested and I should have done something different 1:10 PM - Frostbite™: Not saying that 1:10 PM - Frostbite™: I am interested 1:10 PM - Frostbite™: But I'm more interested if it was something completely imaginary 1:10 PM - Frostbite™: Like a portal gun 1:10 PM - Frostbite™: Oooh 12:10 PM - Frost: I'll do that later 12:11 PM - Frost: My question about the snakes is 12:11 PM - Frost: Do I need to get bitten again? 12:12 PM - Frost: Also I think I know this snake 12:12 PM - Frost: I've seen one in Arizona 1:12 PM - Frostbite™: If you want to see what your imaginary blood tastes like 1:12 PM - Frostbite™: And if you can write a message on a piece of paper 1:12 PM - Frostbite™: And then show it to your brother 12:12 PM - Frost: Well, when I got bitten last time 12:13 PM - Frost: My blood kind of dripped onto my bed 12:13 PM - Frost: So it can go on things 12:14 PM - Frost: But sure 12:14 PM - Frost: For "science" 1:14 PM - Frostbite™: Trial and error can be science 12:14 PM - Frost: I'm like 90% sure what's on the ground is a Rattlesnake though 1:14 PM - Frostbite™: You know how you know if it's a rattlesnake? 1:15 PM - Frostbite™: It rattles its tail and it makes a sound 12:15 PM - Frost: The tail 12:15 PM - Frost: Which now that you mentioned it 12:15 PM - Frost: Has been doing 12:15 PM - Frost: So it's a fucking rattlesnake 12:15 PM - Frost: Alright well 1:15 PM - Frostbite™: By the way 12:16 PM - Frost: What 1:16 PM - Frostbite™: It is commonly known that snakes have wings 12:16 PM - Frost: No 12:16 PM - Frost: Snakes don't have wings 1:16 PM - Frostbite™: Yes they do 1:16 PM - Frostbite™: I mean 1:16 PM - Frostbite™: Imagine it, obviously they do 1:16 PM - Frostbite™: How would they get from place to place? 12:16 PM - Frost: Please 12:17 PM - Frost: Don't 1:17 PM - Frostbite™: What? I'm just telling you the absolute undenyable truth 12:17 PM - Frost: Oh god 12:17 PM - Frost: Why 12:18 PM - Frost: No... 1:20 PM - Frostbite™: Can't you see exactly where the wings start? Right where the scales move in a different formation to allow flexibility to flap the wings 12:20 PM - Frost: No no no 12:20 PM - Frost: This can't be happening 12:21 PM - Frost: Oh shit. 1:21 PM - Frostbite™: So describe the snake again please 12:22 PM - Frost: Same deal 12:22 PM - Frost: Tan with a brown pattern 1:22 PM - Frostbite™: There should be wings 12:22 PM - Frost: But it's got bird wings... 1:22 PM - Frostbite™: How quick is it flying? 1:22 PM - Frostbite™: They can reach quite high speeds 12:22 PM - Frost: My brother's come in 12:23 PM - Frost: Oh no 12:23 PM - Frost: Oh FUCK 12:23 PM - Frost: 2 snakes 12:23 PM - Frost: With bird wings 12:23 PM - Frost: But 12:23 PM - Frost: This is impossible 12:23 PM - Frost: They're just flying around 12:24 PM - Frost: This can't be happening! 1:24 PM - Frostbite™: How quickly do they flap their wings? 12:24 PM - Frost: About every second or so 1:24 PM - Frostbite™: Odd 1:24 PM - Frostbite™: It should be faster 12:25 PM - Frost: You keep saying things 12:25 PM - Frost: And they keep happening 12:25 PM - Frost: Stop 1:25 PM - Frostbite™: OH 1:25 PM - Frostbite™: I FORGOT 1:25 PM - Frostbite™: They poop gold coins 12:25 PM - Frost: No 12:25 PM - Frost: Please 1:25 PM - Frostbite™: Now seriously, is that really happening? 12:26 PM - Frost: No, it didn't 1:26 PM - Frostbite™: But the rest? 12:26 PM - Frost: But they have wings 1:26 PM - Frostbite™: As they should 1:26 PM - Frostbite™: You know, they like having their wings pat 12:26 PM - Frost: You said 'it should be faster' and they started flapping faster 1:26 PM - Frostbite™: Try petting them 1:27 PM - Frostbite™: Just approach slowly and from the side 12:27 PM - Frost: I don't want to pet them 1:27 PM - Frostbite™: Don't you want to know what their wings feel like? 1:27 PM - Frostbite™: Btw, which color are the wings? 12:27 PM - Frost: The Rattlesnake's are blue 12:28 PM - Frost: The other snake, which is green, that one's wings are black 12:28 PM - Frost: OH FUCK 1:28 PM - Frostbite™: What now? 12:28 PM - Frost: I just got bitten by the rattlesnake 1:29 PM - Frostbite™: Blood? 12:29 PM - Frost: He just lunged over 12:29 PM - Frost: Yes blood 1:29 PM - Frostbite™: Taste it 1:29 PM - Frostbite™: Should be strawberry 12:30 PM - Frost: Yes, it does taste quite good 12:30 PM - Frost: But I don't want to drink my own blood 1:30 PM - Frostbite™: You know, if you hold your nose while tasting your blood it should taste like chocolate 12:31 PM - Frost: I'm not testing that 1:32 PM - Frostbite™: Ok 1:32 PM - Frostbite™: So you should hear soft purring coming from the snakes by now 12:32 PM - Frost: Well, they were hissing before 12:33 PM - Frost: Now they're purring 12:33 PM - Frost: Jesus christ