It's almost Christmas... Time for some Christmas Jomes

Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any children?
A: He only comes one a year, and that’s down the chimney.

Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: Their balls are only for decoration.

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Q. Why is Frosty the Snowman smiling?
A. He heard the snow blower is coming to town.

Q. Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A. The turkey – he’s always stuffed.

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Merry Christmas...