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I checked my bank account and I found out that I have enough money to spend for the rest of my life.
Rent? Food? Bills. My account got them covered for the rest of my life. As long as I die on Tuesday. 

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Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!


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