"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals." Computer: Press any key. Homer: Wheres the 'any key'? "Do you feel you Heart pumping a million miles a minute? Thats what I feel all the time, I bet your left arm is tingle-ing too." "gyme, whats' a gyme (goes inside and sees gym equipment) Oh.. a gyme!" "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!' (looking at Uruguay on the globe)." Homer: Didn't the church have a family picnic last week? Marge: No, you just brought a bucket of chicken to church. Homer: no beer and no tv make homer go something something... Marge: go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if i do!!!!!!!! (goes crazy) Homer: Well it's been a long trip but we're finally there Marge: Did you remember to lock the front door? Homer: Do'h "I am so smart, i am so smart, s.m.r.t, i mean , s.m.a.r.t!" "I wish god would be still alive to see this." "If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing" "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman." "I'm perfect, and everything I touch is perfect." Marge: 'Homer! your gonna kill us all!' Homer:' yea! or die trying!! Marge: Why is that Pig on the couch? Homer: Well we were in bed but he couldn't get comfy! Marge:Homer! How much did you just give that man! Homer:Relax honey, just our life savings "Now to put the hornets nest in flanders mailbox" "Oh I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money. Why don't just lay down here and die?" "Operator! give me the number for 911!" Other: We'll be playing bingo. Homer: I love that game! I just don't remember what you say when you win... Other: ...Bingo. Homer: I love that game! I just don't remember what you say when you win... Other: Just say 'I won!' Homer: Bingo! "They have the Internet on computers, now?" "Well everything looks bad if you remember it." "With $10,000 we'd be millionaires!" "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. (On the phone.)"