Parents always make ridiculous predictions about their kids.

The day my little girl was born, a friend of mine called me.

His little boy was born the day before, and he said, "Who knows? Maybe they will end up getting married."

I said, "Are you nuts!? My little girl is just one day old! Your son is 2 days old!"

"So?" he asked.

"Well, she is certainly not going to marry someone twice her age!" I replied.