* * * Your daily Jokes 08/15 * * *

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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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Mike is trying to set up a new password for his computer. He chooses, "Mypenis," 
Screen says: "Error. Not long enough."

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More Jokes tomorrow... Have a good laugh!