What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
(A panda bear rolling down a hill!)

What is black and white and red all over?
(A panda bear with a sunburn!)

Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
(A bear-faced lyre!)