*******BLOW JOB RIDDLE*****

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.