January 1 - New Year's Day (as if you needed an excuse to party.) January 2 - Maui International Surf Championships begin. January 3 - Super Soakers appear on the market, 1991. January 4 - The blender is invented, 1910. January 5 - Tony Ferko sets a world record by juggling 7 ping pong balls with his mouth, 1987. January 6 - The dorm room refrigerator is invented, 1956. January 7 - The first ant farm is sold in America, 1958. January 8 - Elvis Presley's birthday. January 9 - Richard Nixon's birthday, 1913. January 10 - In 1984, Wendy's spokesperson Clara Peller first asks, "Where's the beef?" January 11 - Annual Snow Shovel Riding Contest, Ambridge, PA. January 12 - The first Super Bowl occurs, 1967. January 13 - Benedict Arnold's birthday, January 14 - The Simpsons premiers, 1990. January 15 - Chuck Berry's birthday, 1926. January 16 - National Nothing Day, a day where you can celebrate not having to celebrate anything. January 17 - The final episode of Bonanza airs, 1973. January 18 - The original Morris The Cat dies, 1975. January 19 - The front-hook bra is invented, 1951. January 20 - George Burns' birthday, 1896. January 21 - The microwave oven is invented, 1967. January 22 - The first nude beach opens in the U,S.,1952. January 23 - Tupperware is invented, 1942. January 24 - John Belushi's birthday, 1949. January 25 - Grand Rapids, MI becomes the first city to add fluoride to its water supply, 1945. January 26 - Eddie Van Halen's birthday, 1957. January 27 - Laverne and Shirley premiers, 1976. January 28 - We Are The World raises hundreds of millions of dollars for starving Africans, 1985. January 29 - Sweden becomes the first nation to curb the use of aerosol cans, 1978. January 30 - The first fist fight in the U.S. House of Representatives occurs, 1798. January 31 - The twist-off bottle top is invented, 1956. February 1 - Fred Flintstone's birthday, 2 million B.C. February 2 - Ground Hog Day. February 3 - Thomas Crapper invents the first flush toilet,1837. February 4 - Dan Quayle's birthday, 1947. February 5 - New York becomes the first city to adopt 3-color traffic lights, 1952, February 6 - Ronald Reagan's birthday, 1911. February 7 - National Hangover Awareness Day. February 8 - James Dean's birthday, 1931. February 9 - The G.I. Joe doll is introduced, 1964,( Ken doll was invented, 1974) " F- G.I.Joe " February 10 - The styrofoam cooler is invented, 1957. February 11 - The "La-Z-Boy" chair is invented, 1948. February 12 - Abraham Lincoln's birthday,1809. February 13 - VJ Martha Quinn of MTV appears on the TV show The Bradys as Bobby Brady's fiancee,1990. February 14 - Valentine's Day. (Go find someone to party with.) February 15 - Valentine's candy goes on sale. February 16 - Zsa Zsa Gabor's birthday (or National "Slap A Cop" day.) February 17 - Michael Jordan's birthday, 1963. February 18 - Vanna White's birthday,1957. February 19 - The very first prize is inserted into a Cracker Jack box, 1913. February 20 - Northern Hemisphere Hoodie-Hoo Day, when citizens are asked to go outside at noon local time and yell "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase winter away. February 21 - Alka Seltzer is introduced, 1931. February 22 - Julius Irving's birthday, 1950, February 23 - The Tootsie Roll is introduced,1896. February 24 - Wayne's World opens in American theatres,1992. February 25 - Milli Vanilli wins a Grammy for "Best New Artist." (Oops.)1990. February 26 - The first cartoon is shown in a movie theatre,1909. February 27 - Elizabeth Taylor's birthday,1932. February 28 - The last episode of M*A*S*H airs, with over 121 million viewers,1983. February 29 - Leap Day. March 1 - Roger Daltrey's birthday, 1944. March 2 - In 1962, Wilt Chamberlain scores 100 points in one basketball game. March 3 - Harvard freshman, Lothrop Withington, Jr,, becomes the country's first goldfish swallower, 1959. March 4 - Toothbrush bristles are changed from badger hair to nylon, 1938. March 5 - The first breeding of a Great Dane and a Dachshund is performed, creating a "Great Dachshund", 1972. March 6 - Ed McMahon's birthday, 1923.(I don't know how that is!) March 7 - The Fourth Of July, Warsaw, Poland.(I wonder what part of "Fourth Of July" they didn't understand?) March 8 - National Girl Scout Week begins. March 9 - The Department of Agriculture declares ketchup a vegetable, 1981. March 10 - The first confirmed octuplets are bornin Mexico, 1967. March 11 - Lawrence Welk's birthday, 1903. March 12 - The "Hell's Angels" are created, 1948, March 13 - U2's Adam Clayton's birthday, 1960. March 14 - The baseball cap is invented, 1860. March 15 - The first baseball cap is worn backwards, 1860. March 16 - Jerry Lewis' birthday, 1925. March 17 - St. Patrick's Day. March 18 - Leona Helmsley is sentenced to 4 years in prison for tax evasion, 1992. March 19 - Chewing gum is invented,1871. March 20 - The first official sighting of Elvis occurs, Butte, Montana, 1980. March 21 - The first day of spring. March 22 - New Kids On The Block and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doll - sales exceed $1,8 billion, 1990.(Do you beleave that these caught on!) March 23 - The Dixie Cup is invented, 1912. March 24 - The first pine tree air freshener is introduced, 1971. March 25 - Elton John's birthday, 1947. March 26 - Martin Short's birthday, 1950. March 27 - Liz Taylor's wedding anniversary. March 28 - Liz Taylor's wedding anniversary. March 29 - Liz Taylor's wedding anniversary. March 30 - Eric Clapton's birthday, 1945, March 31 - An easy listening radio station in Annandale, VA, is blown up, 1978. April 1 - April Fool's Day. April 2 - Velcro is introduced, 1978. April 3 - Eddie Murphy's birthday, 1961. April 4 - Tater Day (a day that celebrates the potato), Benton, Kentucky. April 5 - The first issue of TV Guide goes on the market,1953. April 6 - Bob Marley's birthday, 1945. April 7 - The final episode of Star Trek airs, 1969, April 8 - Hank Aaron hits his 715th home run, breaking Babe Ruth's record, 1974. April 9 - Dennis Quaid's birthday, 1954. April 10 - World Crits Festival, St. Ceorge, South Carolina, 1992. April 11 - The Equal Opportunity Commission regulates that sexual harassment of women is illegal in the work place, 1980. April 12 - David Letterman's birthday, 1947. April 13 - World Cow Chip Throwing Championship, Beaver, Oklahoma. April 14 - Dungeons and Dragons is invented, 1974. April 15 - The bottle opener is invented, 1738. April 16 - The first test-tube baby is born, 1986. April 17 - The Ford Mustang makes its debut, 1964. April 18 - The first "Walk/Don't Walk" signs are installed in a city, 1955. April 19 - Reading Is Fun week begins. April 20 - National Lingerie week begins. April 21 - Iggy Pop's birthday, 1947. April 22 - Jack Nicholson's birthday, 1937. April 23 - Summer begins in Ireland. April 24 - Rattlesnake Derby (a snake racing contest), begins in Mangum, Oklahoma. April 25 - Elvis Presley hits number one with Heartbreak Hotel, 1956. April 26 - The largest bank robbery in the U.S.-$3.3 million-occurs in Tucson, Arizona, 1981. April 27 - Wide World Of Sports premiers on TV, 1961. April 28 - Jay Leno's birthday, 1950. April 29 - Michelle Pfeiffer's birthday, 1962. April 30 - National Honesty Day. May 1 - May Day. May 2 - Engelbert Humperdinck's birthday, 1936. May 3 - James Brown's birthday, 1934. May 4 - The final episode of Laverne and Shirley airs, 1983. May 5 - 1,904 pound "Big Boy," the world's largest pig, is born, 1939. May 6 - Babe Ruth hits his first major league home run,1915. May 7 - Hard Rock Cafe's World Cup of Windsurfing Championships, Maui. May 8 - Jim Morrison's birthday, 1943. May 9 - The FDA approves the first public sale of contraceptive pills, 1960. May 10 - U2's Bono's birthday (b.Paul Hewson), 1960. May 11 - The chair is invented, 2181 B.C. May 12 - George Carlin's birthday,1937. May 13 - The U.S. Postal Service introduces postcards,1873. May 14 - David Byrne's birthday,1952. May 15 - DuPont announces "Nylon Day" where nylons replace silk stockings, 1940. May 16 - Janet Jackson's birthday, 1966. May 17 - The rubberband is invented,1845. May 18 - National Visit Your Relatives Day. May 19 - The first department store opens,1848. May 20 - Cher's birthday,1946. May 21 - Mr. T's birthday, 1952. May 22 - The lucky rabbit's foot is first used, 600 B.C. May 23 - The first Cliff Notes appear in schools,1953. May 24 - Mary Had A Little Lamb is written,1830. May 25 - The movie Star Wars is released,1977. May 26 - John Wayne's birthday,1907. May 27 - The first black light is sold in a novelty shop, 1961. May 28 - The first Batman comic book is introduced, 1939. May 29 - The first people reach the top of Mt. Everest, the world's highest mountain, 1953. May 30 - The compact disc is introduced, 1981. May 31 - Clint Eastwood's birthday, 1930. June 1 - The first Superman comic book is published, 1938. June 2 - Jerry Mathers'(Beaver Cleaver) birthday, 1948. June 3 - The world's first tattoo is performed, 208 B.C. June 4 - The world record for Hackey-Sacking is set: 48,825 consecutive times, 1988. June 5 - The first drive-in theatre opens, 1933. June 6 - Dana Carvey's birthday,1955. June 7 - (the artist formaly known as) Prince's birthday,1958. June 8 - The first stolen car is reported,1896. June 9 - The NFL and the AFL merge,1966. June 10 - The first drive-thru restaurant opens in America, 1952. June 11 - The first teenager drives backward through a drive-thru restaurant, 1952. June 12 - Jim Nabors' birthday. June 13 - The Ford Foundation launches a study to raise the cultural level of TV shows, 1951. June 14 - Mr. Ed premiers, 1951. June 15 - Jim Belushi's birthday, 1954. June 16 - The first baseball game is played,1846. June 17 - The Broadway musical "Oh! Calcutta!" opens, using the naked human body for the first time as a stage costume, 1969. June 18 - Sally Ride becomes the first American woman in space, 1983. June 19 - Batman Returns opens in U.S, theatres,1992. June 20 - Noxema is named, because it "knocks eczema" out, 1914. June 21 - CBS introduces the first long-playing record, 1948. June 22 - The day disco officially died, 1979. June 23 - The day disco should have died, 1974. June 24 - A new world record is set for spitting a watermelon seed 68 feet,9 1/8 inches, 1989. June 25 - The tennis shoe is invented,1947. June 26 - The first movie theatre in the U.S. opens, with 10 cent movies, 1896. June 27 - The first sighting of flying saucers is reported in the U.S., 1947. June 28 - The first dog show is held, Newcastle, England, 1859. June 29 - The first remote control is sold with a TV, 1964. June 30 - Mike Tyson's (#316394) birthday, 1966.(also my mom's) July 1 - Dan Aykroyd's birthday, 1952. July 2 - A new record is set for throwing a Frisbee 623.6 feet, 1988. July 3 - The last episode of Bewitched airs, 1972. July 4 - The Fourth Of July. July 5 - The bikini makes its debut at a fashion show in Paris, 1945. July 6 - Elvis Presley, 19, makes his first record, 1954. July 7 - Rodger Woodward, 7, falls out of a boat and becomes the first person to survive going over Niagara Falls, 1960. July 8 - Annual Chesapeake Turtle Derby (turtle races), Baltimore, Maryland,1992. July 9 - Tom Hanks' birthday, 1956. July 10 - Fred Gwynne's (Herman Munster) birthday, 1926. July 11 - Nolan Ryan is the first major league pitcher to strike out 4,000 batters, 1985. July 12 - For the first time, a woman is ordered to pay alimony to her husband, 1981. July 13 - Live Aid raises money for Africa's starving people, 1985. July 14 - Lightning strikes New York City power lines and leaves the city in the dark for 25 hours, 1977. July 15 - Law is passed requiring health warnings on cigarette packages, 1965. July 16 - The safety pin is invented,1849. July 17 - Soviet and American astronauts meet in space to shake hands, 1975. July 18 - A world record is set for catching a grape in your mouth: 319 ft,8in., 1980. July 19 - The first personal ad looking for a spouse is printed,1695. July 20 - Madonna poses nude in Playboy, (What else is new?) 1992. July 21 - Robin Williams' birthday, 1952.(also mine different year) July 22 - The first Sony Walkman goes on sale, 1979. July 23 - Mel Gibson decides to become an actor, 1960. July 24 - Instant coffee is invented, 1938. July 25 - The lowest temperature ever recorded is noted, -129 deg,in Antarctica, 1983. July 26 - The Hula Hoop becomes popular, 1958. July 27 - The 1ast episode of Taxi airs, 1983. July 28 - The Hustle hits #1 on disco charts, 1975. July 29 - Don Juan opens, with the most kisses (127) in a single movie, 1926. July 30 - The last reported sighting of Jimmy Hoffa is recorded, 1975. July 31 - America's last Playboy Club closes, in Lansing, Michigan, 1988. August 1 - The song Chopsticks is written, 1877. August 2 - The elevator is invented,1743. August 3 - Jay North's (Dennis The Menace) birthday, 1952. August 4 - Federal income tax is first collected, 1862. August 5 - American Bandstand premiers, 1957. August 6 - Santa Monica Skate Board Championships begin. August 7 - Borden is sued for a Cracker Jack box containing no prize, 1982. August 8 - The All-American Polka Festival occurs in Vernon, New Jersey, 1992. August 9 - The first Guinness Book of World Records is released, 1955. August 10 - Minimum wage jumps from 75 cents to a dollar an hour, 1955. August 11 - Hulk Hogan's birthday, 1953. August 12 - The first issue of Sports Illustrated is published,1954. August 13 - A world record is set for throwing a cow chip 266 feet,1981. August 14 - Magic Johnson's birthday, 1959. August 15 - Woodstock festival begins, 1969. August 16 - Madonna's birthday (Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone), 1959. August 17 - Woodstock festival ends, 1969. August 18 - People who passed out at Woodstock realize the festival ended yesterday, 1969. August 19 - Bill Clinton's birthday, 1946. August 20 - Robert Plant's birthday, 1948. August 21 - The first house made entirely of recycled products is finished, Richmond, Virginia, 1973. August 22 - Nolan Ryan is the first major league pitcher to strike out 5,000 batters, 1989. August 23 - Supermodel Paulina marries Ric Ocasek. (Go figure.) 1989. August 24 - Music videos are now on MTV, 1981. August 25 - Elvis Costello's birthday, 1954. August 26 - The first roller coaster is built in America, 1929. August 27 - The first American vomits after riding a roller coaster,1929. August 28 - Cher gets her third tattoo. (Location unknown.) 1990. August 29 - Michael Jackson's birthday, 1958. August 30 - The last episode of The Brady Bunch airs, 1974. August 31 - The Beatles make their last concert appearance, 1966. September 1 - National Chicken Month begins. September 2 - The bowling shirt is invented, 1921. September 3 - The first bowling league is formed in America, 1921. September 4 - Dick York's (the first Darrin Stevens) birthday, 1928. September 5 - Hijacking planes becomes illegal, 1961. September 6 - The last episode of The Alfred Hitchcock show airs, 1965. September 7 - The last episode of the Beverly Hillbillies airs, 1971. September 8 - The first Miss America Pageant takes place, 1921. September 9 - Elvis sings on The Ed Sullivan Show, but is only shown from the waist up, 1956. September 10 - The last episode of Mr. Ed airs, 1965. September 11 - Mork and Mindy premiers, 1978. September 12 - The last episode of Leave It To Beaver airs, 1963. September 13 - M*A*S*H premiers, 1972. September 14 - Pope John IV abolishes the 1500-year-old custom of the circular haircut for monks, 1972. September 15 - In 1968, Presidential candidate Richard Nixon goes on Laugh-In and says, "Sockit to me!" September 16 - The first baboon heart is transplanted into a human, 1984. September 17 - Gilligan's Island premiers, 1964. September 18 - Adam West's (television's Batman) birthday, 1928. September 19 - National Singles Week begins, September 20 - The Addams Family premiers, 1964. September 21 - Bill Murray's birthday, 1950. September 22 - The ice cream cone is invented, 1903. September 23 - Ray Charles' birthday, 1930. September 24 - A world record is set for the longest kiss:17 days, 10 1/2 hrs., 1984. September 25 - Heather Locklear's birthday, 1961. September 26 - The Brady Bunch premiers, 1969. September 27 - The answering machine is invented, 1950. September 28 - The Beverly Hillbillies premiers, 1962. September 29 - The Munsters premiers, 1964. September 30 - The Flintstones premiers, 1960. October 1 - NASA discloses that each astronaut's suit costs $3.4million. October 2 - The first cartoon strip appears in a newspaper, 1896. October 3 - A 327 gallon Pina Colada becomes the world's largest cocktail, 1988. October 4 - Leave It To Beaver premiers, 1957. October 5 - Ashley-Whippet Dog Frisbee Championships, Washington, D.C. October 6 - Reverend Jim Bakker is found guilty, 1989. October 7 - The first perfect World Series game is pitched by Don Larsen of the NY Yankees, 1956. October 8 - Chevy Chase's birthday,1948. October 9 - Clarence Birdseye, inventor of the frozen dinner, dies, 1956. October 10 - David Lee Roth's birthday,1955. October 11 - Saturday Night Live premiers, 1975. October 12 - Columbus Day. October 13 - Sammy Hagar's birthday, 1949. October 14 - Chuck Yeager breaks the sound barrier for the first time, 1947. October 15 - The first televised weather report airs, 1953. October 16 - The first correct televised weather report airs, 1953. October 17 - George Wendt's (Norm from Cheers) birthday, 1948. October 18 - The FDA declares marijuana to be as dangerous as alcohol, 1967. October 19 - End-Of-Hurricane-Season Celebration, Virgin Islands. October 20 - The world's largest popsicle is assembled: 5,7501bs., 1975. October 21 - The annual 48-hour Marx Brothers Film Festival, Tampa, FL. October 22 - The first used-car dealership opens, London,1897. October 23 - Johnny Carson's birthday, 1925. October 24 - Int'l Red Bean & Rice Festival, Jackson, Mississippi, 1992. October 25 - The Twilight Zone premiers, 1959. October 26 - Minimum wage is raised from 40 cents to 74 cents an hour, 1949. October 27 - Boxer shorts are introduced, 1901. October 28 - The first ticker tape parade is thrown; it honors The Statue of Liberty,1886. October 29 - The first American ballpoint pen goes on sale, NYC, 1945. October 30 - World's Ugliest Pick-Up Truck Parade occurs in Chadron, Nebraska, 1992. October 31 - Halloween. November 1 - The first issue of Playboy is published in Chicago by Hugh Hefner, 1953. November 2 - The first radio program airs, Pittsburgh,1920. November 3 - Roseanne Barr Arnold's birthday, 1952. November 4 - "Laika," becomes the first dog launched into space, 1957. November 5 - A world record is set for 106 hours of belly dancing, 1984. November 6 - Saxophone Day. November 7 - Sadie Hawkins Day. November 8 - The tube top is invented, 1975. November 9 - The Berlin Wall is opened, and hundreds of thousands of East Germans run into West Germany, 1989. November 10 - Sesame Street makes its TV debut, 1969. November 11 - Demi Moore's birthday, 1962. November 12 - The first known Happy Hour is held, Ireland,1745. November 13 - Press-on fingernails are introduced, 1952. November 14 - The juke box is invented, 1883. November 15 - The annual Three Stooges Festival, Harrisburg, PA. November 16 - The touch-tone phone is introduced, 1963. November 17 - Danny Devito's birthday, 1944. November 18 - Mickey Mouse's birthday, 1928. November 19 - The pop tart is invented, 1965. November 20 - Bo Derek's birthday, 1956. November 21 - Emilio Onra, the first human cannonball, is launched, 1871. November 22 - Rodney Dangerfield's birthday, 1921. November 23 - Vincent Paxton sets a new world record by playing his guitar for 300 continuous hours, 1986. November 24 - The "Who Shot J.R." episode of Dallas airs to an audience of 83 million, 1980. November 25 - Christina Applegate's (Kelly Bundy) birthday, 1972. November 26 - Tina Turner's birthday. November 27 - The first 3-D movie, Bwana Devil, premiers, 1952. It's Thanksgiving November 28 - Enrico Fermi, inventor of the atom bomb, dies, 1954. November 29 - The first Army-Navy football game is played,1890. November 30 - Dick Clark's birthday, 1929. December 1 - The Pope declares that Catholics are allowed to eat meat on Fridays, except during Lent, 1966. December 2 - Barney Clark receives the first artificial heart, 1982. December 3 - The world's largest bar opens,1829. December 4 - Deely Bobbers become one of the holiday's hottest selling items, 1982. December 5 - Blue jeans are invented, 1880. December 6 - In 1983, a world record is set for continuous whistling: 45 hours, 20 minutes. December 7 - The first instant replay airs during a TV sports event, 1963. December 8 - Kim Basinger's birthday, 1953. December 9 - A total lunar eclipse occurs, 1992. (Go moon somebody.) December 10 - The Mighty Mouse show premiers, 1955. December 11 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles becomes one of the top money-making movies of 1990. December 12 - Bob Barker's birthday, 1923. December 13 - The clip-on tie is invented, 1928. December 14 - The South Pole is discovered, 1911. December 15 - Christine Jorgenson becomes the first person in history to have a sex-change operation, 1952. December 16 - The first color TV program goes on the air,1953. December 17 - The Wright Brothers make their first flight,1903. December 18 - Steven Spielberg's birthday, 1947. December 19 - The "I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up" commercial first airs, 1985. December 20 - Louisiana Purchase Day, 1803. December 21 - Phil Donahue's birthday, 1935. December 22 - "Colo" becomes the first gorilla born in captivity, 1956. December 23 - Congress passes a tax simplification guide which is 1,379 pages in length, 1985. December 24 - Christmas Eve. December 25 - Christmas. December 26 - National "Return-All-Of-Your-Ugly-Christmas-Gifts" day. December 27 - The last pair of bell-bottoms is sold, Wichita, Kansas, 1981. December 28 - Snowboarding Championships, White Bluff Mountain, Colorado. December 29 - The bowling ball is invented, 1862. December 30 - The leisure suit officially goes out of style, 1976. December 31 - New Year's Eve.