What do you call bears with no ears?
(B!)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)

Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)

What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
(They use bear conditioning!)

What do teddy bears do when it rains?
(They get wet!)