part 2

So, here we go.
Go to college
Grab a beer in your left hand
Chug.
Grab a beer in your right hand.
Chug.
Take a shot with the sloppy girl in the corner.
Kiss her.
Do a keg stand while people chant “Freshmen”
Pretend like it was no big deal.
Grab a beer in your left hand.
Chug.
Grab a beer in your right hand.
Chug.
Pretend like it was no big deal.
Go puke in the urinal.
When someone walks by, tell them they have no idea how to party in college.
Scream at them
Say: Why are you sober?
Do you not know how to party in college?
Ask them again.
Go grab another beer.
Chug it.
Take another shot with the girl in the corner.
Kiss her.
Walk her home.
You’re to drunk to make a move.
Pass out on the sidewalk.
Wake up in the morning and go to calculus.
Pretend like its no big deal.
That is how to party in college, you myopic freshmen.