What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

24. What do sprinters eat before they race?

Nothing. They fast.

25. What has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every day.

26. Why was the fish’s grades bad?

They were below sea level.

27. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1.

28. What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh.

29. Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

30. What do you call a pig that practices karate?

A pork chop.