The BFG Quotes (showing 1-22 of 22)
“Don't gobblefunk around with words.” 
― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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“Two rights don't equal a left.” 
― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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“The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every grown-up was in a deep deep sleep, and all the dark things came out from hiding and had the world all to themselves.” 
― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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“What I mean and what I say is two different things," the BFG announced rather grandly.” 
― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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“Do you like vegetables?" Sophie asked, hoping to steer the conversation towards a slightly less dangerous kind of food.
"You is trying to change the subject," the Giant said sternly. "We is having an interesting babblement about the taste of the human bean. The human bean is not a vegetable.” 
― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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“Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life.” 
― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?” 
― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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“Giants isn't eating each other either, the BFG said. Nor is giants killing each other. Giants is not very lovely, but they is not killing each other. Nor is crockadowndillies killing other crockadowndillies. Nor is pussy-cats killing pussy-cats.