Today's Jokes:
1.A man was walking off the footpath on the road he slipped from the road and got injured.
Why are you asking me I don't know why he slipped.......
2.A mother said to her kid,"Always let your dad's name shining in your life."   The kid instantly ran and brought a chair and a paper(on which his dad name was written).
He stoood on the chair and pasted the paper on a light bulb and turned it on.
Then he ran to his mom and said,"Look Mom! My dad's name is shining."
3.A girlfriend feeling angry gave a biscuit to his boyfriend.
Boyfriend: This biscuits looks suspicious.
Girlfriend: Its OREO. You dumb.