1: I was considering becoming a railway conductor or engineer, but I got put off by all the training.

2:  Reading between the lines can be extremely dangerous, particularly if you are at a train station.

3: I  handed in my notice today and left my job as a newspaper reporter. I obviously took the ex-press train back home.

4: The troll that lives under my local railway bridge really is my arch enemy.

5:  I went to a railway fancy dress party at the weekend.  I wasn't surprised to see every person there was wearing platforms.